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. Scene 1 – Duration: 24 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kat Kiss\u00a0 Kris Slater\u00a0
\nScene 2 – Duration: 27 min – Starring:\u00a0 Isabel Ice\u00a0 Dirty Harry\u00a0
\nScene 3 – Duration: 27 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kami Andrews\u00a0 Mark Zane\u00a0
\nScene 4 – Duration: 24 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kelly Wells\u00a0 Sascha\u00a0
\nScene 5 – Duration: 27 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kami Andrews\u00a0 Gia Paloma\u00a0 Sascha\u00a0
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. Scene 1 – Duration: 24 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kat Kiss\u00a0 Kris Slater\u00a0 Scene 2 – Duration: 27 min – Starring:\u00a0 Isabel Ice\u00a0 Dirty Harry\u00a0 Scene 3 – Duration: 27 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kami Andrews\u00a0 Mark Zane\u00a0 Scene 4 – Duration: 24 min – Starring:\u00a0 Kelly Wells\u00a0 Sascha\u00a0 Scene 5 – Duration: 27 min – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1156424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120634],"tags":[12741,11425,12778,14251,110582,15964,11527,10584,10858],"release-year":[85164],"class_list":["post-1027937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-parodies","tag-dirty-harry","tag-gia-paloma","tag-isabel-ice","tag-kami-andrews","tag-kat-kiss","tag-kelly-wells","tag-kris-slater","tag-mark-zane","tag-sascha","directors-evolution-erotica","genres-anal","genres-avn-awards","genres-avn-top-500","genres-awards","genres-comedy","genres-couples","genres-feature","genres-parody","genres-plot-oriented","release-year-85164"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027937\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1156424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027937"},{"taxonomy":"release-year","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandanetwork.club\/adult\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/release-year?post=1027937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}