You Need To Loosen Up!. Jenna Sativa has her face buried in an article when her friend, April Olsen, shows up at her house. Jenna excitedly tells April about an amazing new health regimen. Jenna explains that the regimen involves strict abstinence, which supposedly leads to many health benefits! Both ladies are interested in trying it, but worry that they won't be able to stick to it. That's when they realize they can take advantage of a loophole if the...