This Isn't The Bachelorette... It's A XXX Spoof!So there I was with the other girls at the studio waiting to become the next big star of one of TV's hottest reality shows. I expected bouquets of roses, although I'd be perfectly happy with a box of chocolates. Well, let's just say I got my 'box of chocolates!' I was introduced to a room full of black studs, competing for my hand in marriage, and not before long, all of my soaking wet holes were getting f...