Taxes - Maya Romero Maya Romero, my alternative tax lady with striking pink-and-black hair and a canvas of tattoos, sat across from me at the dinner table, her piercing gaze skeptical as I explained my streaming income. Her edgy stylechokers, band tees, and combat boots clashed with the mundane setting, but her curiosity burned hotter than her disbelief. When she demanded proof, I led her to the bedroom, the air thick with unspoken tension.