Social Distancing With Dr. Fauci"Dr. Fauci calls a house call to a horny quarantined lady with an important message: social distancing is critical to containing the spread of the COVID-19 virus. The government is (shockingly!) here to help fulfill any needs I have to continue self-quarantining. Well, that's easy. I need a manicure, and some dick, and the CDC is all out of gel polish. It just so happens that Dr. Fauci has EXACTLY the kind of special appa...