If you have a pussy there's no reason you should be broke! Scene One: I saw a hot girl come out of goodwill so I went up to her and asked what was up. She told me she got into some gambling problems and owes a ton of money to some guys she was counting cards for. Im a nice enough guy so I offered to help her out - I gave her $20 just to come with me back to the crib to surprise my friend, who just so happens to be celebrating his birthday. We got her in...