PornocchioThe Legend Of Pornocchio - There was a place not far away, a time not long agoa lonely man who made a puppet called PornocchioHe gave him eyes and arms and hands and feet complete with toesBut every time he tells a lie, it's not his nose that grows!!So well endowed a doll was he that everywhere he goesAll the ladies in the land line up for him in rows!!He learns of love, he learns of life, his knowledge it doth showAs women scream "Tell me mor...