Pants Won't Stay OnElizabeth Marquez, furious, enters the gay stylist's tailor shop, complaining about the ripped pants he made. Demanding immediate repair, she confronts a tailor who isn't as gay as he claims to be, but who uses his "orientation" as an excuse to approach beautiful women. While he's fixing her pants, he can't help but notice her spectacular body, and the tension is palpable. Ultimately, what begins as a complaint ends in wild sex.