My Best Friend's Son My Best Friend's Son called me, telling me his mom was having a party at their house and wanted me to stop by. That's normal, as I speak with him quite often. Well, I get there, and no one is there but Squirt (I call him Squirt)...where's everyone at, darlin'? He confesses he wanted to trick me into coming over so he could talk with me and claims he's a virgin (WTF, I'm not Ann Landers) but I agreed to some small chitchat (that he s...