Could I Be A MILF?. Scene 1:. Levi was on the phone with his friend, talking about the hot, older neighborhood ladies, when Mother walks by and listens in. What are these MILFs she everyone keeps talking about? She decides to find out for herself!. "Levi, what are these M.I.L.F.s you guys keep talking about?" Mother innocently asks. "You mean MILFs" he jokingly responds, chuckling at her ignorance. His friend on the phone wants him to tell her. Levi can...