Sex. Mystery. Hot Coffee.Antics ensue when FBI Dolt Jizzmond is sent to uncover the mystery of the plastic elf's ear. But after screwing his way through a wacky cast of suspects and milieu of sexy situations, Jizzmond finally discovers what is at the heart of this bizarre mystery and then quickly realizes that all his hard work was for not because no one really gives a crap... besides, when the midget says it's over...it's over...