Home Wrecker Housekeeping. I'm in town for a business conference and staying at the moderately nice hotel but the suite they gave me seems a little disheveled. I decide to call the front desk and ask if they will please send someone up to pick up the place a little before my colleges arrive. The lady at the front desk asks me if I want the "Premium Maid Service". I say sure because I really want them to do a good job and get my room clean.. I decide to ...