Grow A Girlfriend. Last weekend you ventured into an antique shop where a strange old man was selling cheap gag toys. You saw a package labeled "Grow a Girlfriend" and you thought it would be a funny gag for your best friend. After all, it was only $2.98. But then this morning you got an odd feeling in your stomach, like the package was calling to you. So you filled up a water pitcher & dropped in the toy. It was supposed to take 2 days to grow to full ...