If I Do This . . . You Can Get Me Signed?. When step sister Rahyndee James admits that she stole her parents' credit card to pay for her half-price massage, step brother masseur Eric Masterson agrees not to tell if she fucks him. Masseur Ryan McLane convinces shy Asian tourist Miko Dai that his clients give him happy endings during their contact massage. After rock star Rachael Madori's gig is cancelled, masseur Eric Masterson soothes her disappointment...