Fucking The Oldies. When they're not behind the wheel wreaking havoc, shoplifting for kicks, or having an old fashioned myocardial infarction, geezers wanna get laid! And there are plenty of foxy young sluts willing to chug senior cock and take a gnarly old rod to the seat of the pants if the price is right! Time's a wastin' for crying out loud, so you gotta make hay while the sun shines!.