Fuck Me On The Canaries. Another perfect day in Heaven or, in this case, the sunny Canary Islands. We are in a wide and opulent street lined by towering palm trees. Into shot walks stunning blonde beauty, ALYSSIA KENT. She is on the phone and having a mighty row with some dude calling the guy "an asshole" and telling him to fuck off!. In a gleaming Maserati into shot comes CHAD who stops the car by ALYSSIA. He sticks his head out and asks why she is so ...