Diaries Of A Naughty Teenager Dear Diary, one of my girlfriends came over to bake, but we ended up eating each other's cookies! Dear Diary, coach gave me a gift today. His dick! Dear Diary, I was naughty so I had to stay after class. Then I was even naughtier! Dear Diary, is it wrong to fuck my teacher? Dear Diary, my teacher asked to see my parties today and I let him fuck me!