China Syndrome Welcome to Asia. A land of great rivers and tight butts, where the peacefulness of the landscape meets the horniness of its females. Now take off the rivers and landscape, and enter master director Axel Braun, along with a bunch of cock-craving, balls-sucking, cum-gulping, almond-eyed young sluts, and whatcha got? You got China syndrome, the hardest Asian thing to hit the U.S. after the flu. Be careful... It's contagious.