But You're My Wife's Best Friend. Somehow I just can't seem to keep my black ass out of trouble! Trouble always seems to find me! I was just minding my own business and relaxing at home when my wife decided she needed to run to the store. She had her best friend visiting from out of town, and she was staying at our house. For whatever reason, she decided she did not want to ask her friend to go with her! I didn't think anything of it and just went on ab...