This Is What Happens When The Hot Wife Gets Old. Marriage was a bad idea. Not only did your wife get old and fat, but you did too. Fucking her now really hurts your back and impairs your golf game. You could leave her, but you'd loose your house and big screen. Don't ruin your life any further. Break and demoralize the worthless freeloader. Make her fuck Negroes in front of your friends! Use her kid's concert tickets to bribe young chicks to fuck you, a...