Crock Of Love **2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best Original Song. 2010 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody. **Sure, we all want to be macho music love gods and have sexy women blubbering incoherent words of amour at our feet. Some of us take guitar lessons to get started. Others grow their hair like rock musicians. And some work in a combination of both with the end result being the facts you see in this movie. Of course, if you're bald and have no hands, yo...